Firstly, let’s feel sorry for the lonely guy sitting on the left. He probably farted and cleared that side of the tub.
But in all honesty, this scene of people enjoying a 750 x 220 x 154 Luxeme 8000 Swim Spa makes me feel angry. I really, really want to hate it and brand these joyous jacuzzi revellers as the height of human vulgarity, but I just can’t. It’s sheer absurdity is just too impressive to deny. So I’ll just come out and say it; I really, really want one. Put it in my living room if I have to. Also I do wonder if that wonderful wallpaper of the Italian coast in the background is included in the price..
So, if you’re ready to lose your last shred of human dignity for the sake of a good freekn’ time in a giant hot tub, you can purchase your swim spa here.
