For Sale: Get your very own Hollywood Movie Playground for $7.5 million

March 10, 2014

Here’s a fool-proof plan for making it in the movie industry– and all you need is just $7.5 million! New on the Californian property market is a fully-equipped, ready-to-go movie ranch complete with elaborate background sets for all your blockbuster film-making needs. The Blue Cloud movie ranch facilities have already taken a supporting role in such Hollywood productions as Zero Dark Thirty, Iron Man and HBO’s True Blood and is currently looking for a new private owner to continue its legacy….

So what do you get for $7.5 million? Not much cultural sensitivity for one thing. But you would be one of the film industry’s leading suppliers of ‘Third World Country Sets‘ and ‘foreign courtyards‘– replicas of a war-torn Afghanistan, which according to the LA Times are “so real the U.S. military uses it for training purposes.”