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The Zombie Mall Experience

I often wonder how it’s possible to be both obsessed with things like puppies, french cheese, floral print vintage dresses AND zombies. (Still working on an explanation). So anyway, deep down, we all really want a zombie apocalypse to happen. Just for a day or something. You know, to put our zombie survival skills to…

The Queen: Doing April Showers Like a Boss

Does anyone else constantly forget to bring an umbrella with them during April when you’re very damn-well aware that there’s a 99.9% chance it’s going to rain? The Queen however, never forgets. This could also be due to her 500 hundred or so staff that attend to her every need, but that doesn’t account for…

FOOD P*RN: 25 Reasons to be Bad this Easter

It goes without saying that Easter desserts must be egg-related, bunny related– bunnies eat carrots so throw anything carrot-related in there too– hot cross bun-related, pastel-related etc, and you get the idea. I think it’s time for the Easter edition of Food P*rn© (yes, I’m looking into the copyrights). Here we go, 25 Reasons to…

13 Extremely Worrying Easter Bunnies

How parents let their children near any of these bunnies is beyond me. Sorry for possibly ruining your Easter with this post, but really, what is Easter if not just another holiday that makes you fat? And why are most bunny costumes absolutely terrifying? Down with the sweaty man in the creepy bunny suit. More…

RETRO WORKOUT VINYL COVERS

Just a little peak into the absurdities of the fitness industry’s past! “How the Waist was Won” 1982     “More Jazzercise” 1982       “Miss Piggy’s Aerobic Workout” 1982       “Go for it!” 1982   “Aerobics for the Family” 1982       “Fitness in Motion and Relaxation” 1982    …
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